Floyd Hayes is 'floydulu' - the world's first subscription human being.

floydulu offers brand owners, start-ups, advertising, marketing and PR agencies and Fortune 500 businesses best-in-class idea generation.

Once subscribed, clients can enjoy floydulu's "eat as much you want" model for ideation.

A monthly subscription to floydulu includes:

• Streaming ideas directly from the floydulu brain in answer to any brief or request

• Unlimited access to his 20 years of experience as an Integrated Creative Director

• Expert in branding, strategy, copy writing, tag lines, marketing concepts, campaigns and stunts

• Activate Brainstorm and Workshop mode from your phone (simply text floydulu to schedule)

• 8 Years experience of working remotely

• Easy operation and low power consumption (black coffee fuels floydulu for a full day)

• Pleasant attitude and English accent fitted as standard