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Free Ideas: Introduction.

I encourage entrepreneurs, investors, brand owners, good causes or business people to take these ideas and do what they want with them.

I'm aiming to operate this scheme on an honor system (if such a thing still exists!)

If you deem the ideas valuable, I'll leave any potential profit share to your good will and conscience.

Should someone take an idea and run with it, I'd invite them to contact me out of courtesy and also so I can post "taken" on the idea to discourage multiple usage.

Ultimately, I'd be delighted if any of the ideas came to life and made a positive difference to an individual or a business.  

This is an experiment, perhaps the beginnings of a new model agency (I like the name, “The Free Agent) or perhaps it's something that will be more trouble than it's worth.  We'll see.

If you like the FREEIDEAS project, please share this link to friends and colleagues.

Have fun and thank you.

Floyd. AKA The Free Agent.

Contact: Ideas@FloydHayes.com

P.S. If you just like the overall project and would like to support it, feel free to give a donation, helps keep the site running.  Thanks!

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IDEA 12: Way of the Toddler™

June 13, 2016

Way of the Toddler™

The Idea:  A new wellness system based on the behavior of toddlers.

The Inspiration:  Hanging out with my wee girl when she was a toddler

Introduction

Toddlers, by and large, are a happy and healthy group.

As adults, we could learn a lot from them.

Way of the Toddler™ is a complete wellness system which, in my imagination, would become a global phenomenon a la Taibo or Zumba.

I'd then proceed to become incredibly rich and famous on the back of the videos, books, public appearances and associated merchandising.

The Way is a daily system that requires no specialist equipment (except my Officially Licensed Products of course) or space and is open to all age groups and health levels.

Way of the Toddler™ Components:

Short Burst Running™

I hate jogging or running on machines but I do need to get my cardio up.

Toddlers can never seem to just causally stroll from a-to-b they sprint.  Even if it's just from the living room to the bathroom.

Introduce this "Short Burst Running™" (SBR) into your everyday routine.

Popping to the store?  Try SBR there.

Going to the kitchen?  SBR.

Diet

Smaller portions throughout the day.  Feel free to eat what you want.

No red meat

No caffeine 

No Alcohol

Rest

Nap when you like 

Jump up and down on your bed for 15-30 minutes 

Read a nice story before bed

Go to bed early wake up at 6:30am and watch Scooby Doo on YouTube (trust me, the newest ones are fantastic)

Play

Turn everything into play.  Approach all situations with infinite curiosity.  Watch things like the TSA cease to bother you.

Tantrums

Angry?  Have a proper screaming tantrum, right there on the spot.  You'll feel great!  Equally, let the tantrum pass as quickly as it arrived.  Watch co-workers and waiting staff treat you with wariness and respect.

The Future of Way of the Toddler™

I've been meaning to introduce the system into my life and do one of those "before and after" style pictures.  I'm fatter than I've ever been, so now would be the time.  Problem is, I like caffeine and alcohol too much.  The latter being responsible for the girth I suspect...

Still, this is one of my favorite ideas and I hesitated to post this one.  It's clearly a bit silly but I think it could genuinely garner results.

So, it's over to you Internet - and don't forget, if you make millions, a decent check would always be appreciated!.  

Alternatively, if you are an appropriate brand, I would consider a six-figure sponsorshiop deal to do this for a year: Ideas@FloydHayes.com

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