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Welcome to The Free Agency. The World’s First Honor-Based Communications Agency.

As your Free Agent, I encourage entrepreneurs, investors, brand owners, good causes or business people to take these ideas and do what they want with them.

I'm aiming to operate this scheme on an honor system (if such a thing still exists!)

If you deem the ideas valuable, I'll leave any potential profit share to your good will and conscience.

Should someone take an idea and run with it, I'd invite them to contact me out of courtesy and also so I can post "taken" on the idea to discourage multiple usage.

Ultimately, I'd be delighted if any of the ideas came to life and made a positive difference to an individual or a business.  

This is an experiment, perhaps the beginnings of a new model agency (I like the name, “The Free Agent) or perhaps it's something that will be more trouble than it's worth.  We'll see.

If you like The Free Agency project, please share this link to friends and colleagues.

Have fun and thank you.

Floyd. AKA The Free Agent.

Contact: Ideas@FloydHayes.com

P.S. If you just like the overall project and would like to support it, feel free to give a donation, helps keep the site running.  Thanks!

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IDEA 28: Kissing Club

February 4, 2026

The Background: If I was told I could only perform one erotic “act” with a partner for the rest of my days, it would be kissing.  As my grandparents would have had it “necking on” or as my 80s teen self would call it “snogging”. A brit expression that is both a bit gross but somehow correct.  The US has “making out” or “First Base” (what is it with Americans and sports / military analogies?) Parking , canoodling or sucking face (!)

A good kiss of this nature can be almost transcendental when performed well, an infinite loop of mental and physical pleasure.  It’s both innocent (first base) and as erotic as the mind permits.

Thing is, you can’t really go about kissing strangers like this.  Of course, there are events where you can, but let’s face it, these sorts of events tend to go waaay further than a heated smooch!

The Brief: Facilitate and promote this health-giving, gently erotic activity.

The Idea: A Kissing Club.

Held in a comfortable, inviting venue, couples and individuals arrive to spend the evening kissing one another.  After an allotted time, everyone swaps.

The rules of consent are of course paramount.  “No” is taken as no, nothing personal, move on.  Likewise, one can “tap out” at any point without issue.  Same sex/switching can be signaled by a wearable button (or other visual device, like hankies in pockets etc).

No other shenanigans are allowed at Kissing Club.  For that, “get a room” or swap numbers.

Good Fit For:  Breath mints, dental practices, deodorant cos, lip balms, hotels etc

IDEA 27: Dial-an-Idea →

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